M just started second grade.

“So, M, what sort of things do you like to do?”
“Playing Grand Theft Auto 4″
“So you like video games?  Are there any other video games you enjoy?”
“The ones with shooting. . . and killing.”

“So, what are you reading in school, M?”
“I don’t read.”
“Oh I’m sure you can read something.  You write your name so well.”
“I don’t read”
(Pointing to a piece of paper with the word “the”) “You can tell me what this word is, right?  Do you know how to sound words out?”
“No. I don’t read.”